Last Night
Dinner

Me: *eats Mexican skillet, which has cayenne powder, chili powder, and chipotle peppers in it*
Me: *eats it with sour cream and Taco Bell's Mild sauce too*
Me: *completely fine*
Parents: *mouths are burning and their bowls are 80% sour cream and 20% Mexican skillet*
Me: I'm fine.

This Afternoon
Lunch

Me: *warms up leftover Mexican skillet*
Me: *puts sour cream on it*
Me: *drizzles Mild sauce over it*
Me: *licks little drop of sauce that won't come out*
Me: *feels like I just swallowed a match*
Me: *feels like I just drank gas and swallowed a match*
Me: I did a bad. :D