So this was back during the New Years Eve party at my Homeschool crush's (Ch) house


All (Lo, Le, At, Ch, Za, Ja, Me): *hanging out in Ch's room*
Me: *standing in the corner*
Everyone else: *laying on a mattress on the floor*
Ze: *walks in* *hushed* Hey guys, Br (Ch's sister)'s is singing and a few girls are filming her. Since both of your guys' doors are open, wanna moan as loud as we can? *sits down on bed frame with a cookie*
Everyone else: Sure.
Ch: *whispers* 3, 2, 1.
Everyone else: *moans*
Le: *hitches his voice so his moans sound like a girl's*
Me: *quietly giggling*
Everyone else: *stops*
Br: *comes in* Hey, whatever orgy is going on in here, can it stop, like NOW?!? THANKS!!! *leaves*
Ja: *looks at me* Why didn't you moan with us?
Me: Well, when I try to moan, I end up giggling, and really, if I don't giggle, all you'd get out of me is a hitched breath.
Everyone: *has their mouths close*
Everyone: *doesn't say a word*
Me: *has a cousin whose working in the art of ventriloquism *can tell when someone's talking with their throat*
Someone: Stay the night, and I'll make you moan with ease.
Everyone: o-O
Me: *backing towards the door* What in the name of Lucifer's throne-
At: *gets off of the mattress* Yeeaah, I'm getting out of this sex-driven hell hole. *runs out of the room.
Ze: *gets off of the bed frame* Imma go get another cookie. *runs out*
Za: YOU JUST HAD ONE!!
Ze: MY FAT ASS NEEDS ANOTHER ONE!!
Le: Lemme just say, someone is horny A' FUCK in here!!
Ch and Lo: Le.
Le: I DIDN'T SAY IT!!
Lo: We didn't accuse you of saying it-
Ch: We just said that you're really fuck'n horny.
Ja: Like, all the time.
Lo: Like, it's quite noticeable, Le.
Me: Like, I just met you today, and I can tell that you get turned on by a lot of fuckin things.
Le: *looks at me* DAMN RIGHT BEEYOTCH!!! *falls back down into Ch's lap* *laughs hysterically*
Ch: *at the same time* OWM'TRIPLETS!!
Le: Oop, sorry Ch, but like I say, "Talk shit, get shot; nut shot."