Do you know the saying "Those who say the rotten words don't remember their words, whereas those who retrieve them remember them all?"

If you hurt me, no big deal.
If you hurt my friends however, I will have you being able to recite every word from every insult from any movie or TV show.

I.e.
Uncle goes on drunk Trump Love Fest at Christmas. He calls one of my friends rotten slurs for a Latino while I'm sitting in the same room. I walk up to the front of the living room.

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. If you leave, I'd like you," *points to Uncle* "my uncle, right here tonight. I want you brought from your happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want you brought right here, with a big ribbon on your head! And I want to look you straight in the eye, and I want to tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit you are!!! Hallelujah!! HOLY SHIT!! WHEre's the Tylenol?!"

Then he went "Well you just did it, you...you-"
And I said "I believe the word you're looking for is **** ******." with a smirk and I looked at my granddad, cuz that's what my dad told my granddad when he found out that my dad was part Syrian.