Yesterday
FaceTime

Bee: D'ya wanna play a game?
Me: Sure. What game?
Bee: It's just like a quiz game.
Me: Okay.
Bee: D'ya wanna go first?
Me: Sure.
*10 MINUTES LATER*
Bee: Okay, your turn.
Me: Kay. What did I always do to you in elementary Band?
Bee: *smirks* Deep throated and blew!! *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
??: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN BAND?!?
Me: *stops laughing* GUY?!?!
Guy: SERIOUSLY?!? *slides into view* WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
Me: ITS NOT LIKE THAT!!!
Bee: WHENEVER I'D START TO ZONE OUT, JAS AND AME WOULD PLUG THEIR EARS, AND SHE WOULD PUT HER CLARINET REED FARTHER IN HER MOUTH THAN SHE SHOULD, AND SHE'D BLOW OUT AND MAKE THE CLARINET SQUEAK!!
Me: AND I WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!!!
Guy: o-O
Me: Also, Guy, whY DID YOU GO 10 MINUTES BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING?!?
Guy: *laughs*
Me: AND AFTER ONE OF US MAKES A DIRTY JOKE?!?
Guy: Cuz it's funny as fuck to come in right after the dirty joke!! You both completely lose your shit!!
Bee: *looks at Guy* Didn't you do that with the brownie mix-
Guy: Yup!!
Me: Guy, you haven't changed a bit.