These happened too

-the time my Stepdad went to the store and the clerk asked "Can I help you sir?" and my stepdad responded with "Yes. My beloved wife sent me, her color-blind husband, into the store for a green pepper and a yellow onion."

-the time my Stepdad was helping my mom with work and said "Can you get me another red pen? This one's running low." I grab a red pen and think "Oh. I guess mom found another red pen-" and walk in and see that he's working with an orange pen