[✔️] Get heard talking to myself by grandmom
[✔️] Tell grandmom what I was talking about
[✔️] Get grandmom to start talking shit about my mom
[✔️] Try to say "No, I know it's like comparing apples to oranges, and I know they're two different people, but-"
[✔️] Only get to say "No-"
[✔️] Get ass ripped by grandmom for "constantly defending my mom"
[✔️] Me: jfc....