*commotion outside*
Stepdad: *comes inside* Wow, that was bad. Thanks.
Kid outside: Welcome.
Stepdad: So that thing going on on the corner? That was started because a woman in a jeep was gonna turn left, but had no blinkers on and the biking couple behind her were going around and she turned into them.
Mom: *from her office* Holy shit. Wait, where'd you get this info?
Me: *reading*
Stepdad: The kid who's helping with the neighbors house. He was here yesterday too. His name is "*****". We talked a bit and I told him that she thought he was cute. *points to me* *goes to the bathroom*
Me: *tries not to rip up book*
Stepdad: *comes out* And I asked him if he's a "YouTuber kid"- oh I'm sorry! "A part of the YouTube fandom"!
Mom: And?
Stepdad: His name is "*****SepticEye." *snickers and sits in his recliner and watched golf*
Mom: *tries not to laugh* You're a dickhead, (name). There you go, honey. I said it for you.
Me: *Maka pops up in my head* *grins and walks into the living room*
Mom: Honey?
Me: MAKA CHOP!! *bonks him on the head with my book*
Stepdad: Ow!! Why the fuck would you do that?!
Me: *scowls*
Mom: What'd she do?!
Stepdad: She hit me on the head with the spine of her book!!
Mom: You deserved that honey.

Boop (^-^)/