Grandmom: *gets everyone ice-cream* *stops at a Dollar store quickly for some milk* Do we need anything while we're here? *points at Cousin* R*****? Does your grandmother need anything?

Cousin: Not that I know of.

Me: Can I get speed to keep up with melting mess?

Grandmom: Sorry, I lost that 20 years ago.

Kay: I don't need anything.

Theo: This brownie sundae's really sweet, may I please get a bottle of water?

Grandmom: No. *shuts the door and walks away*

Theo: *smooshes against the window* Well then, why the hell'd ya ask then?!

Cousin: *cackling chuckle* DeNIED!