Me: *debating whether or not I should tell him now or wait* *becomes a panicky mess* Just waiTEXT! GOd DaMN-

Mom: *walks in room* *sees me on the brink of a panic attack* *hugs me* Honey, what's wrong?

Me: I wanna tell him, but I don't when...

Mom: Well... *mutters under breath* 'It's official: I'm old.'

Me: XD