My mom: *in my office (I know it's just a classroom, but it has typical office supplies)* *sorting my textbooks out* So, this is a Women's History textbook. This is a Native American history textbook. This is an English Literature book.

Me: *on my computer, trying to find WW2 stuff* 

Mom: *stands up and walks behind me* Find anything?

Me: No. *closes out of window* I'm givin up for the night. Maybe I'll remember tonight while I sleep-

Mom: Cuz you know, that's how you are. 

Both: *giggles*

Mom: *looks at my background* Who's that?

Me: America with a flower crown.

Mom: Oh. .....'Murica.

*BACKGROUND CHANGES WITH TIME*

Mom: Uh...honey? *points at my background*

Me: *looks*

(It was the 7 pm wallpaper, but the clocks flipped)

Mom: What in the-

Me: *slams laptop shut* What?

Boop (#'-'#)