I. Am. So done with my cousin!!

I was going to show her a photo (that isn't the photo, btw) and she saw my little "Rei Saving Spree" that I had in my gallery. 

-Convo-

Cousin: Is that that one dude from the swimming anime?

Me: Ryugazaki. Yep, that's him.

Cousin: He your favorite swimmer?

Me: Yeeeeeeahwhy?

Cousin: *looks at me*

Me: What?

Cousin: Why him? *points to phone* He's a Wally!! (def. at the bottom)

Me: *mutters* Call my smol a "Wally" and there'll be issues, my friend. He's smart, funny, *makes a list* Let me say, when he's in his school uniform, he looks like the guy who just needs to walk into class, pay attention, breathe, and he'll get an A, no sweat! And I don't judge people by looks, but if you watch him in school-

Cousin: Yeah, I get that, but he-

Me: But when he takes the uniform off, you see the muscles and it's like he's saying to people "You thought!". Dude, he's the nerd in class who was on the track team, but is now on the swim team!

Cousin: BUT HE'S AN ANIME CHARACTER!! WHY LOVE HIM WHEN YOU KNOW HE CAN'T LOVE YOU BACK?!

Me: ......

Cousin: .....

Me: ......

Cousin: .....

Me: Why do you love Dipper Pines if you know he can't love you back?

Cousin: .....

Me: Hmm?

Cousin: W-well that's different!

Me: How so?

Cousin: .....

That happened over the holiday week. Hey, I told her there'd be issues if she called Rei a "Wally".

Wally- (n.) to be a nerd, geek, or loser