"We Both Can Talk About America from Hetalia Around People Who Never Watch The Show"

Example: (and this just happened tonight)

Grandmom: *driving Kay, Theo, and I back from an ice cream shop*

Theo: Hey Gram, d'ya watch the Olympics?

Grandmom: Well, when I can. Why?

Theo: What team are you rootin for?

Grandmom: USA. Why did this suddenly come up?

Theo: Cuz I've been thinkin, y'ever think maybe she- *looks at me* doesn't root for USA?

Grandmom: She can root for whoever she wants. If she wants to root for Canada. She can. If she wants to root for Brazil, she can.

Kay: If she wants to root for the "Oh-so Fabulous" Poland, she can too!

Theo: I'm just gonna say that I'm rooting for Team USA. 'Murcia.

Kay: America.

Everyone: ....

Kay: I love America.

Theo: *sings* God Bless Ameri-

Kay: Those rock hard abs. The golden hair with the cowlick that was blown perfectly.

Me: *chokes on ice cream*

Kay: The glasses that frame his face just right. His heroic frame and stature. His pearly smile that shows his happiness and gratitude. And his ocean blue eyes! Oh, his eyes, how they sparkle like the night sky in Texas!

Me: *laughing my ass off by now*

Theo and Grandmom: *looks at Kay*

Kay: What?

Theo: What in the HELL are you talking about?!?

Kay: America!! DUH!!

Theo: No. That was not America!

Kay: Well maybe if you watched Hetalia, you'd know about the marvelous and fantastic and handsomely heroic: Alfred F. Jones aka America!!! God Bless him!!!

Me: AFJ-

Kay: USA-

Me and Kay: Hip hip hooray!