Me: *mindin mah business* *gets text from friend*

~Texts~
Him: "All my friends are heathens, take it slow"

Me: Yooo!!

Me: "Wait for them to ask you who you know"

Him: "Please don't make any sudden movements"

Me: "You don't know half of the abuse..."

Him: *epic drum solo*

Him: btw, band=1st gig

Me: ...

Him: "All my friends are heathens, take it slow"? :3

Me: bOI DAS AMAZIIIING

Him: Thank Yee *bows*