So I was just watching Markiplier and eating pretzels (the bae food ❤️) and minding my own business, when my step dad walked into the parlor and went "Whatcha eating there, Ruthless?" I looked at him and said "Ruthless? Why'd you call me 'Ruthless'?" and he said "Well since your hair's like Harley Quinn's and you're going to see "Suicide Squad" and since it sounds like your name, your "Suicide Squad" name is "Ruthless"."

My mom said I had a smile that could be only be described as "so derpy, it was scary" as I said "I like it!!"

Boop :3