So my parents and I were at a festival and while we were eating lunch, my mom was looking around at the guys my age that were walking by.

Me: Mom, what're you-
Mom: Didja see the boy that walked by the tent?
Me: W-what? No! Why?
Mom: Well...I'm trying to find you the perfect boyfriend.
Me: ExKOOZEH MOI?!?
Stepdad: *nearly choked on his food from laughing*
Me: Are you serious?!?
Mom: *poker face*
Me: Crap, you are...
Stepdad: *wiping his eyes and giggling* O-Oh my god, I'm dying!
Me: Mom, I'm perfectly happy being single.
Mom: Oh yeah. I forgot you're mentally dating YouTubers and anime characters. (KEEP IN MIND THAT THE FOOD TENT IS FULL OF PEOPLE!!)
Me: MOM!!!
Some guy about my age from the table behind me: Th're's nothin wrong with that. Like I say "No Waifu, No Laifu."
Me: I like this guy!
Guy: *:)* What bout you? Whatcher rule?
Me: I go by "If you got a Husbando, You're both in Commando."
Guy: *Lenny face*
Me: Not "Both go Commando".
Me and the Guy: *laughs*
Stepdad: What's going on here?

I actually met some kid from from my mom publicly announcing that I like anime characters and YouTubers!! It was cool!!

Boop (^-^)/