Me and Mom: *walking through Michaels*
Me: *picks up decorative center picks with sparkly blue balls on it*
Me: Hey ma, want some blue balls?
Mom: *turns around* No, we don't need-
Me: *trying (and failing) to keep a straight face*
Mom: NO!! RUTHIE!!
Me: *bursts into laughter*

Me and Mom: *goes to food court at mall*
Me and Mom: *walks closer to the pretzel store*
??: dAT BOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Me: *looking around*
Me: *sees Homeschool Crush's friend leaning over from behind the pretzel store counter saying that*
Me: Oh shit! Whaddup?!