Math Class

Everyone: *doing that gOD AWFUL test*
Everyone: *finishes it*
Everyone: *talks amongst each other*
Teacher: Please be quiet.

15 MINUTES LATER
Teacher: What time is it?
Kid 1: SHOW TIME! SHOW TIME!
Teacher: Brother *Kid 1*, get out.
Kid 1: *walks to the doorway*
Kid 1: I'm erasing myself from the narrative-
Teacher: OUT!
Kid 1: *runs out*

1 MINUTE LATER
Friend 1: *leans over* 
Friend 1: *whispers*
Friend 1: I'm John Laurens in the place to be!
Me: Two pints of Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three!