Friend 3 and I: *sneaking a NERF rifle down to his game room* *almost to the stairs*
Friend 3's mom: *Friend 3*, come here.
Friend 3: *mouths* Fuck!
Me: *points to rifle*
Friend 3: Um... *sets rifle on stairs*
Friend 3's Dad: *Friend 3*?
Rifle: *tumbles down wooden steps*
Friend 3: Be free, young grasshopper.
Me: *snick*
Rifle: *hits the floor with a "CLANG"*
Friend 3's mom: *sarcastic* Well that was stealthy!
My mom: The hell was that?
Friend 3 and Me: *walk in family room with large clip behind our backs* Hello!