So I was sitting in the library, working on Science homework before Science class, and this guy came back from getting a drink with a look of stress and a handful of papers for him and his partner to do for English.

Anyways, he plopped on the couch next to her, she said "I thought you went to get a drink of water!" He said "So did I! But Mrs. P went "Here, here, here, here, here, here." As if having us read Les Mis wasn't bad enough French homework, which is due in 10 days, now we have 3 papers too!"

Since I looked up from my homework, and since he was shaking his head in disapproval,  he looked me dead in the eye and said "Don't grow up. It's nothing but a trap. That or don't have Mrs. P for French."