(I tested today again, and since I finished on time I got to go to my Bio teacher's prep period and hang out)

Me: *trying to finish Bio study guide since I had no time last night* *honed in on that*
Senior girl: I'm kinda mad right now, Mrs. *, you don't understand!
Teacher: Why?
Senior girl: Last night, my boyfriend told me how some woman thought it would be polite to go up to him, grab his butt, smile, then walk away...while he was working.
Teacher: Was it like a co-worker or-
Senior girl: No! It was just some random woman who...from what it sounds like, may not originally be from here and may not know our customs, cuz my boyfriend said her English was really broken. But regardless, you don't go up to some stranger, while they're working nonetheless, and grab their butt! In any case, that butt's mine!! I don't want some foreign woman grabbing my boyfriend's butt!!
Kid 1: ** *walks in* *hears last sentence* I'm foreign and I've grabbed his butt.
Me: *snaps my head up and looks at him*
Teacher: o-O
Senior girl: ...
Me: U-um...
Kid 1: ITWASNTLIKETHAT! Okay, so here's what happened- *tells the story*
Kid 1: He goes, "I said "Grab my phone", not my ass, you asshole!".
Me: Well if his parents didn't know you guys were out there, they did now!
Kid 1: That's what I said! I was like, "Welp, now your parents know we're here. You coulda just told me that it was in your back right so then I didn't end up grabbing your as-butt!"
Students: *filing in the classroom*
Girl: Why are we talking about grabbing butts?
Another Girl: *squeezes air* Booty!
Kids filing in: *getting weird looks*
Kid 1: Welcome to Bio, where we talk about butts!

**Kid 1's Korean, Native American, and Filipino, and he came from the Philippines when he was younger.