Saturday, during dinner
Con, Me, Homeschool Friend, and Boy: *sitting at a booth by a window*
*eating dinner*
Me: But yeah, you'll love tour *Homeschool Friend*. Right guys?
Con: Yup! *Boy* can even te- *looks at Boy*
Boy: *intensely staring out the window*
Me: *Boy*?
Con: *Boy*?
Homeschool Friend: *looks through window* He's having a stare-off with one of the pub waiters that's on a smoke break outside!
Boy and Waiter: *locked down for 2 minutes*
Waiter: *smokes and stares*
Boy: *takes a sip of soda and stares*
Waiter: *waves*
Boy: *waves*
Waiter: *walks back into the pub*
Con: *in a high-pitched voice* And he was neeeveeer seen again!
Me: The hell was that?
Con and Boy: What? The voice or-
Me: Well, a bit is the voice, but mostly the stare-off.
Boy: I just zoned out, and as soon as I looked out the window, that dude fidgeted and turned and he and I locked eye contact.