"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Did you just say "the virgin of factoring"?"

"I can tell most of you are virgins to patience because you guys have never had it."

"It's 2 and 6, cuz they give you 12-"
"Hey Wisdingading! That's impossible cuz 7x times 6 gives you 42x, plus whatever!"
"....Can we just applaud him for coming up with "Wisdingading" on the spot?"

"HEY *SCHOOL CRUSH*, I LOVE YOU MAN, BUT NO HOMO!"
"*(o-o)* *(OnO)*"
"Just run *School Crush*. Run as far away as possible."

"What deh fuck? May I ask why and when you decided to lay on my desk?"

"Pray to the Baby Jeebus!"
"To the Baby Jeebus!"
"To the revolution!"
" *sings* For SHAAAAaaaaAAAAME!!!"

"I can say this with all the homo in the world, but *Kid 1*, you look hot!!"

"That 7x can go be a hoe somewhere else!!"

"What's my favorite, four-letter "F" word?"

"You were zip-tied to a chair?!?"

"JESUS CHRRRRR-omosome!!" (I scared my teacher by accident when I came into the classroom late and she said this)

"Did you even all to play with NOT your hair?"

"Hey, I noticed the blonde was uneven and I started dicking with it and- On account, that sounds very wrong and proving that I played with your hair."

"Sponges are animals?!"
"Yes."
"Wait, so our common kitchen sponge was at one point an ACTUAL sea-sponge?"
"Yes, but-"
"O-oh...."
"But people then didn't use the entire thing! They used their skeleton, the outer layer-"
"You're not making this better."
"We used animals for household items back then though-"
"You're not making this better."