Me: *chewing gum*
Me: *chomps on top of tongue*
Me: OW!!
Me: *holds tongue*
Me: Oh thit!! (shit)
Me: Ow!!
Stepdad: What did you do, Flick?!

Me: *pulls tongue*
Me: "Thtuck? Lhat'd'ya mean I'm thtuck?!  Thtuck!! Aaahhh!! I'm thtuck!!"