*someone says something witty* "Can I use that?!"

"Hoe no. Not today."

"Arbro day?"

"Nah fam. Me gucci."

"Another day, another brain cell-destroying class."

"You'd never guess what happened yesterday!"

"...Boi."

*sings* "And when push comes to shove, I will kill your friends and family-" *Friend 1 pulls on my curl* "if you pull my hair again!!"

"Boi, you're dropping more comebacks than the entire Hamilton soundtrack!!"

"Kid A plus Kid B equals "Long Butt Class", so clench those bottom cheeks and prepare for a long class!"

*Science teacher asks a question* "Water collects on the top of a penny because the adhesion between the hydrogen bonds in the water and the surface of the penny cause a film in the water to happen."

*me in Science though* "I don't know what the Hell is going on."

"If you let that furry 8-legged beast (Biology teacher's pet tarantula) out, can you let me know a month ahead of time? I just wanna know when I have to bring in an absentee note."