Math
Me: *Teacher*.
Teacher: Yes?
Me: After spending 3 hours taking those stupid tests, I can assure you, with the utmost confidence...I WISH OF DEATH!

Choir
Hot Topic, Bass, and Me: *talking to conductor*
Me: Dr. *, I'm retaking the Algebra state tests today and tomorrow, and on top of that, I have a chapter test in Biology. I'm so freakin brain dead!
Conductor: Eww! I'm not even taking them and they sound awful!
Hot Topic: *sipping water* Only time I'll ever be glad that I'm in college.
Bass: Crap! Ruthie, when were the Literacy state test retakes?
Me: This past Monday and Tuesday? If not, it was Tuesday and Yesterday.
Bass: *whisperd and mutters* Son of a...bitch-The two days I'm out of school in December and they're the days I'm supposed to make up state tests!
Hot Topic: Greeaat job Bass.
Bass: Oh shuddit.
Me: Isn't bronchitis and pneumonia the best?!
Bass: *sarcastic* Oh my god! Its like a trip to Disneyland!