(A.) sorry I haven't updated this book much over the weekend. I had choir on Saturday from 12 pm until 10:30 pm, and I didn't get home until 11.)

Saturday Afternoon
One Chaperone: The options for dinner are the pizza parlor, the Thai place, and the sub shop. So, think about where you're going, and *Con's mom* will be around to ask.
Me: *mentally* 'I'm going to the sub shop.'
Me: Where are you guys going for dinner?
Con, Isa, and Kam: The sub shop.
Me: Ayyy!! So HamilSquad 2.0 isn't gonna be broken up! *hugs them*
Con's Mom: *comes over* So where's everyone going?
Con and Me: The sub shop.
Kam: The pizza place.
Isa: The Thai place. 
Con's Mom: Okay. *walks away*
Con: Great, now I'm only going to the sub shop with Lowkey-Gay-Laurens.
Me: Whazwrongwihmeh?!
Con: Nothing, it's just that Lafryette's eating Italian and Panty-Spy's eating Thai.
Kam: Maybe we'll see each other in Starbucks?
Con: Hopefully.
All: ....
Me: "Lowkey-Gay-Laurens"?
Kam: "Lafryette"?
Isa: "Panty-Spy"?
Con: They work!!
Kam: "Lafryette" and "Lowkey-Gay-Laurens" do, but um...not "Panty-Spy".
Con: Okay, Isa, if you don't like your name, you can change it-
Isa: *big grin* "Chicken"!
Me and Kam: *facepalm*
Con: And I should've seen that coming.