Math
Since we have a test today, we were making posters yesterday.
Teacher: Okay, everybody got candy for their beautiful posters, right?
Group that got the problem wrong: No.
Teacher: I'm sorry Brother ***!! Here. *gives the group Smarties* You all get Smarties cuz you're all my Smarties!
Kid 1: *melodramatic* Thanks, but No thanks. I don't need your pity.
Teacher: *holding the candy* Ya want candy *full name* or not?
Kid 1: Well it is food.