This Morning
Me: *making hot cocoa*
Mom: *walks in * You look cute today, and you're wearing your little hoops too!
Me: Thanks!
Mom: *getting coffee* Looking cute to get some boys, huh? *smiles* *walks out*
Me: What do you think I've been trying to do?
Mom: What?!
Me: I-I mean I've been trying to get their attention. That's all.
Mom: ...That didn't make it better.