Kid 1: He and I went out to get stuff for his and her *points to Senior Girl* anniversary. When we got back to his house, we had no way of getting into the house cuz his front porch is locked on the outside. Since his arms were full of stuff and I only had a few things, he asked me to grab his phone out of his back pocket so we could call instead of kicking on the door to let people know we're home. The thing is- *snickers* is that all day, he had his phone in his back left pocket and I never knew that when we were driving home, he put it in his back right pocket, so when he asked me to get his phone, *chuckles* I uh, I kinda jumped to conclusions as to where it was, and I ended up reaching for his left pocket and I grabbed his butt by accident.
Senior Girl, Teacher, and Me: *laughs*
Kid 1: Right after I did it, I had a moment of both "Where'd his phone go?" and "Did I just...grab his...Oh no..." And he actually jumped up and forward about 3 feet and squealed! The dude whips around and screams- I'm gonna say a curse word.
Teacher: Okay-
Kid 1: He goes, "I said "Grab my phone", not my ass, you asshole!".