I have 4 Writing Styles.

I either:
-Write like I'm Stephen King or Wattpad writer, LostinaNatemare , where the story is very descriptive and a good read.

-Write like I'm David Sedaris, where the short story is built off of either one personal experience and ends with another and it has some dirty humor and wit, no short story is dry.

-Write like Im a script producer for Reasons Why Dan's A Fail, where the story is about 1-2 pages maximum. Bingo-bango-bongo, get to my point with Tumblr humor.

-Write like Im a script producer, where everything-as you've seen- is like
A: jsndndd.
B: eondnf!
A: skndndnd!