England (Hetalia): Last Night I forgot to turn off my Swag. Woke up covered in tea bags in scones.

America: Last night I forgot to turn off my Swag. Woke up covered in cheeseburgers.

Me: Last night I forgot to turn off my Swag. Woke up covered in Yuri.

Aceyla: Last Night I forgot to turn off my Swag. Woke up covered in Cindy's cu-! *gets her mouth covered by me*

Me: No one wants to know about it!