Raptors
Idk why I think this, but this is what I think Raptors acted like xD
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{Raptor Pack leader...Leo, Male.
Random Raptor...Feli, Female.
Random Raptor Two... Del, male. }
Leo: I smell..... BACON!
Feli: What!?! WERE?!
Del: I ain't see no fuckin' bacon!
Leo: *Gives Del a bad look*
Del:... Man, fuck you!
Leo: dOnT sAy ThAt To MeH!
Feli: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Leo&Del: HEY!
Feli: *laughs*
Del: Aye who you think you me laughing at man?
Feli: I'm laughing at you!
Del: *growl*
Leo: both of you shut the fuck up.
Del&Feli:...
ROAR!!!!!
Feli: I told you I was hungry!
Del: That ain't your stomach you fool!
Leo: Just, shut up. I think it was a rex...
Del: Welp we're screwed
Feli: oh and I was the fool?
Del: Whatever *runs off suddenly*
Leo: Why he always back the fuck out of things!?!
Deli: I FOUND THE REX! HAVE FOUND IT!
Leo: and you led him to us!?!
Deli: What? *turns around* Shit.
Leo,Deli&Feli: *runs*
Leo: The fuck you have to do that for man!
Deli:I smelt bacon, don't judge meh!
Feli: Don't be a jerk we all would have followed that sent if we smelt it!
Leo: eh, she has a point...
Deli: Both of you shut up! Were supposed to be stealthy!
Leo, Deli&Feli: *spot T-rex*
Feli: He actually looks really cool!
Deli:........ Bitch what?!
Leo:...
Feli: Let's make friends with him!
Leo: right.... Feli go say hi!
Deli: *chuckles*
Feli: I dunno why your laughing but okay...?
Feli: Hi!
T-rex: *eats Feli*
Deli&Leo: *laughing like crazy*
Deli: THATS WHY YOU FOOL!
Leo: Such a dumb choice...
Deli: *gives Leo a unamused look*
Leo:???
Deli: Why dont you bite its neck? That'll kill em bro!
Leo: your right!
T-Rex: *Slaps Leo with its tail and kills him*
Deli: AHAHAH! How did you fall for that you fool?! Wait do I smell... BACON!? *follows sent*
T-rex: *eats Deli who was following the sent of its old kill* And how did YOU fall for THAT
Deli's ghost: Oh god dammit!
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