Okay, I've been out for a while, so cool your heels. I'm back and doing a two-for this time. The Tag Trader is back bitches.

I got this from bing. It's a pretty short, so there's a much longer one later in the chapter.

1. The Meaning Behind My Username?

I got the nickname Retro in middle school, one of my classmates opened my math textbook and saw that I had signed Retro Mann under the list of owners. Although the origin of the nickname goes back to my old YouTube Username, being RetroNintendo64 (jesus it's been ages since I've gone by that name). A few years later, I wanted something more casual as my callsign, so I went with my middle school nickname, and the number ninety-six (no it does not mean 69, if you can find out the meaning, I'll give ya a cookie).

2. My Favorite Book on Wattpad?

sorry Garcons, but I recently read "The Greatest Summer of My Life" by kedragneel 

some pretty good shit, you guys should check it out.

3. My Icon and Background?

Edward Kenway for my icon, he is like my video game idol. I even have cosplay of him.

Edward Kenway in Havana for my background. Havana is one of the primary locations in Black Flag, so.

4. What Type of Books Do I Write?

I write shitty wattpad fanfictions that somehow gain reads.

5. Recommend Three Books?

"Rebellion" by TheLoneWanderer17

"Shining Sun" by Ninjastar567

and the book listed in question 2

6.  A Secret About My Wattpad?

I had this account for like six or seven months before I started writing AML.

7. Tag 10 People?

No.

tagging is later in the chapter

now for the second tag

1. My Crush?

I belong to CREEEPSS

2. My Middle Name?

John. yeah, I share a middle name with the Cheeto Lord.

3. My Shoe Size?

14 in men's, in US measurements.

4. My Eye Color?

A shade of Brown.

5. Last Time I Cried?

Not recently.

6.  Biggest Fear?

Fear Itself.

7.  Last Song I Listened To?

"Rocky Road To Dublin" by The High Kings

8.  Last Person I texted?

technically I texted in yeetville, but if I recall, the last individual person I texted was the person mentioned in #1.

9. Relationship Status?

I'm taken

10.  Favorite Sports Team?

I'm passionate about hockey

I'm a big fan of the Calgary Flames and their minor league team, the Stockton Heat.

11. Favorite Color?

A Very Dark Blue

12. Best Friend?

TNShogun018

13.  Fav Celebrity?

Clint Eastwood or Hugo Weaving

14. Any scars? 

yes, many.

15. Kissed Anyone?

Yes.

16. Someone I hate?

It's lowkey kinda hard for me to actually hate someone

17. Ever done drugs?

dude no

18. My Height?

6 foot, 3 inches

19.  Am I Currently Happy? 

yes, very.

20. Do I drink?

Alcohol? no.

21. Last Thing I bought?

Anime Shit

22. Last Thing I ate?

A Sandwich

23. Day or Night?

Day.

Night can go fuck itself

24. Favorite Lyric?

"Gooru wa kitto mada dakedo mou shinu made itai basho ni iru"

Rough Translation: "So far away from where we want to be, but if it's with you, I'd stay right here forever."

from Bump Of Chicken's Acacia

25. Do I give second chances?

Most of the time, but sometimes I don't show mercy.

26. Pet Peeve?

people being too curious and asking too many goddamn motherfucking questions

27. Random Fact?

Did you know that there are only two escalators in the entire state of Wyoming?

28. Current Mood?

I'm pretty good. 

29. Last Book I Read?

"The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair

30. Jealous Type?

Somewhat. 

31. Birthday?

June 19th, which funny enough is a federal holiday in the US

32. Obsession?

cOlLeCtInG sHiT

33. Favorite Song?

either "Head Games" by Foreigner 40 or "Acacia" by Bump Of Chicken

34.  Worst Mistake?

Throwing Away My Shot

35.  Someone I Trust?

anyone on Yeetville

36. Do I Believe In Love?

DO I BELIEVE IN LOVE

THAT IS THE STUPIDEST QUESTION I'VE EVER ANSWERED

OF COURSE I BELIEVE IN LOVE 

I'M DATING SOMEONE

37. Am I okay? 

No because I just answered the stupidest fucking question I've ever had to answer in one of these damn tags

alright, now for the people that need to do these

CREEEPSS

TheLoneWanderer17

Ninjastar567

-CrazyMazey