WHERE IN TOODLEFUCK HAVE I BEEN? taking names and snorting coke off of a chicken's cock that's where. 

anyway welcome back you cretins to "Retro Answers Pointless Questions You Already Know The Answer To"

1. Crush?

I do. Although I doubt I'll do anything about it. I was more of a manwhore than Donald Trump last year and that's saying a lot. 

2. Middle Name?

my middle name is John.

3. Shoe Size? 

I am currently, in US measurements, a 14 in men's, which is considered to be huge. 

4. Eye Color?

Naturally brown, but I've been thinking about buying yellow color contacts. 

5. Last Time I Cried?

sometime after Thanksgiving.

6. Biggest Fear?

Abandonment above all else, which is why I try to make as many friends as possible. 

7. Last Song I Listened To?

Period by Chemistry

8. Last Person I Texted?

On Discord? Somebody on a chill anime server that you all need to join!

here's the link!

https://discord.gg/Kx9xY4gPwY

9. Relationship Status?

I am currently single without the intention of dating at the moment. 

10.  Favorite Sports Team?

I pay attention to the NHL, mostly when it comes to sports, and my favorite NHL team is the Calgary Flames.

11. Favorite Color?

Midnight Blue!

12. Best Friend?

TheLoneWanderer17 and Ninjastar567, Le Garcons have a pact stronger than blood.

13. Favorite Celebrity?

I'll give a top three

1. Harrison Ford

2. Sean Connery

3. Hugo Weaving

14. Any Scars?

That aren't from self-harm? uh quite a few from scooter accidents and whatnot. 

15. Kissed Anyone?

Yeah, I have. 

16. Someone I Hate?

I hate a lot of people, mostly exes or friends of exes. 

17. Ever Done Drugs?

I snort drywall on a daily basis

18. Height?

I am six feet and three inches tall.

19. Am I Currently Happy?

Yeah! I'd say so. Despite a lot of the bad shit that's happened recently, I can say that I'm really happy!

20. Do I Drink?

No, I have only had a single bottle of nonalcoholic beer.

I can hear Ninjastar567 screaming the word "Pussy" at the top of his lungs.

21.  Last Thing I Bought?

Preorder for Jedi: Survivor

22. Last Thing I Ate?

Chicken for dinner last night, so like 15 hours ago?

23. Day or Night?

I prefer Dusk and Dawn.

24.  Favorite Lyric?

"There's still so much here, a life worth living
And with time I'll drown the feeling out
I need to right all my wrongs and finish all things I've left undone
We've only just begun"

this is whole fucking stanza but who cares. It's from Amanda Lee's english cover of "Again"

25. Do I Give Second Chances?

My way of doing things is this:

If you are decent person, and I know you're a decent person, and you make a mistake, if you apologize for it, I'll spare you the mercy and give you a chance. that also depends on the level of the mistake. Because there are some things that I won't forgive you for. 

26. Pet Peeve?

I'm gonna give you a list.

1. Politics at the dinner table. 

2. When trauma is brushed off as just a bad experience

3. When an opposing opinion is ignored at #1 for no reason. 

27. Random Fact?

Did you know that the usual order of writing fantasy novels is:

1. Idea

2. 1st Draft

3. Final Draft and Publishing

4. Creating external information not featured in your book. 

However, Tolkien's order was this: 

1. Create two entire languages. 

2. Idea

3. 1st Draft

4. Final Draft and Publishing

Mans created two whole languages before writing Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit.

28. Current Mood?

Tired and sore, I did a lot of running yesterday and couldn't use drywall to make the pain go away.

29.  Last book I read?

that isn't manga?

The Art of War and Other Eastern Philosophies

30. Jealous Type?

ehhhh kinda

31. Birthday?

June 19th

32. Obsession?

uhhhh One Piece at the moment

33. Fav Song?

Yuke by LiSA

34. Worst Mistake?

Dating my second ex

35. Someone I trust?

Ninjastar567, TheLoneWanderer17, and -CrazyMazey

36. Do I believe in Love?

Yes, considering that I'm one to play the field. 

37. Am I okay?

Absolutely! I'm high on drywall and have chicken semen in my nose, of course I am okay.