I'm back motherfuckers.  Let's see what slop the internet wants me to answer.

I stole this one from Bing. Why? because I'm the only fuckhead keeping the tag economy alive. Yes, I use Bing, and the person who uploaded this probably watches Loli hentai on public Wi-Fi. Do I judge them for it? Yes, but not vocally. 

Anyway, let's get right into these tags so that you internet parasites can have something to feed on while I pull the next Tales chapter out of my ass. 

Also, I'm extra pissed because I can't snort drywall when I'm on a university campus and I'm on one 99.9% of the time. The College Feds found my stash and took it away from me. 

1. Name

My real name? 

Like, my government name?

Your Fucking Mother

2. Age

This is something that I'm more comfortable with sharing nowadays since 90% of the people that still use this site know. 

I'm 18. I'm a legal adult. No that does not give you permission to use an AI model of me for your tentacle porn fantasy. 

3. Birthday

I was born on Juneteenth. Yeah, I'm one of those fucks that can say they were born on a US Federal Holiday. 

4. Single or Taken

I've been single for over a year. I had a small fling back in March/April but it was an open gig. 

Realistically I don't have the time for a relationship at the moment. 

5. Zodiac Sign

Fuck off with the Zodiac bullshit already. "You and I aren't compatible because I'm an ares." "That's such a taurus thing to do!"

Astrology is the most hippie shit since the lot of em gathered on Haight-Ashbury. Nama-go-fuck-yourself. 

but if you must know, I'm a Gemini. 

6. Favorite Food?

Calamari, though most places it's mid as fuck. You gotta go to a seafood place to get good calamari. Most American chains have shitty calamari, and I hate them for it. 

7. Favorite Drink?

That I can say without getting a bunch of weird looks?

Water with Lemon. 

Jesus, anything'll get you a weird look nowadays. You fucks are judgmental. 

8. Favorite Movie?

That isn't fucking nerd shite? 

Jesus what is a movie that isn't total fucking nerd shite?

I'll go with Raiders of the Lost Ark, that's a good one, yeah. 

9. Last Text?

I sent one to your mother a few minutes ago. She was rather pleased last night. 

10. Last FaceTime Call?

I don't use FaceTime. I'm not an apple zombie. 

11. Last Phone Call?

I spoke to my mum a little bit ago. 

12. Best Friend? 

I've a few. There's Le Garcons, I think mentions is being monkey rn, but basically Le Garcons, and by extension Les Connards. 

13. 3 Dislikes?

You

Myself

Simon Cowell.

I really hate Simon fucking Cowell. 

I'm not answering the next two because they're sex related and they would 1, expose an aspect of my private life that you internet goblins would eat up faster than the Donner Party ate each other, and 2, WHY DON'T YA MIND YER OWN FUCKIN BUSINESS???

16. Someone I Miss?

I miss my mentor. I had a teacher for my last year of high school that really resonated with me, and he mentored me. I miss him to hell. 

alright sappy shit's done with wipe away your fake tears. 

17. Weirdest Moment?

Stepping out of a pool and dislocating my knee was wild. like you're stepping out of a pool, your kneecap pops out and you fall back into the water and have to crawl to get your ass back out of the pool. 

Lil fucker's still a pain in the ass three years later.  

18. Celebrity Crush?

Growing up? Natalie Portman. 

Now? I don't have one you fucks. 

19. Something I Regret?

I regret a fuckton of things man, I'm only fucking human. 

20. Biggest Fear?

Hold on there's thirty-six of these motherfuckers? Jesus Christ what was I thinking? 

Anyway, someone watching me.

21. 2 Goals?

Living up to my mentor and writing something that people everywhere will love and enjoy. 

What? too sappy? Go fuck yourself. 

22. Favorite Animal?

I like birds. Specifically, the ones that swear and call people fucking cunts. 

23. Favorite Color?

a dark shade of blue. 

24. Last Time I Cried?

I'm a history student that goes to a private university. Question is what makes me cry more: the debt or the 3 fucking weekly essays that all vary in length. 

25. A Mean Thing I Did?

I've done a lot of mean shit, especially when I've been drunk and or high. 

26. A Memory I Won't Forget?

Me and a bunch of high school buddies walked through a McDonalds' drive thru at 11 pm once. Also, like all of my senior year. 

If you want more recent shit, a lot of the fraternity stuff I've been doing the past few months. 

27. Teacher I Hate?

I can't really say I hate any teachers. I've had problems with a few in the past, but hate is a rather strong word. 

28. Food I Hate?

I'm surprisingly not as big of a fan of soup as most people are. 

29. Most Annoying Song?

That I listen to or just in general?

I'm gonna assume that you mean in general.  

That skibidi toilet garbage all the kids are listening to nowadays is the worst shit ever. 

30. Habit? 

I tap my foot when I sit down. It's a tism thing. 

31. Hobbies?

Collecting Shit

Historical Writing and Research

Listening to Music

32. Ice Cream or Water Ice?

The fuck is water ice? 

Given the fact that I don't know what in the actual fuck you're talking about. 

Ice cream. 

33. What I'm Wearing?

Today I wore a coca cola t-shirt and a pair of jeans. 

Don't you fucking judge me you motherfucker. 

34. Last Person I Hugged?

My mother. 

Yeah that's right, I can show emotion. I'm not a complete sociopath.

35. My Dream Job? 

Considering I'm going to fucking college for this...

A high school history teacher. 

Yeah, I hate money, get over it. 

36. Favorite Character?

I have a few. Let's see, in the time I've taken to write this fucking tag, I've changed my pfp three times. 

I was Alphen from Tales of Arise.

Then I was Shanks from One Piece. 

Now I'm Ryoma Sakamoto, specifically his depiction from Rise of The Ronin. 

...

Jesus this was a long ass tag. I took like a whole goddamn semester to write this. I've been busy. Someone please give me cyanide.  

Also, steal this tag if you want. I honestly couldn't give enough of a fuck.