Hello Cockheads! Welcome back to the Retro Writes While Snorting Three and A Half Bricks of Drywall. 

Today we have Tag Number 25 that I've ripped from my inner archives labelled "Shit I won't fucking do unless I snort crack off of another man's shlong." have I snorted crack off of another man's cock? No, bold of you to assume.

anyway, I've decided to stop being depressed for once and break out the old can of crack and do a tag while I inhale that shit faster than my ex-girlfriend's dad downs a 4-liter bottle of rum. 

I pulled this from Chrome, so you know that shit's about to get interesting. 

1. Gender?

I have a cock and balls. No vagina or uterus on me.  I am what one would call a human male, go ahead and throw tomatoes at me. I feed on your hate. 

2. Sexuality?

I am Demisexual

3. Astrology Sign?

Ah yes, the ancient art of pointing to the sky and saying that you see a picture in the stars even though you don't. 

My birthday was almost months ago (happy birthday to me ig), so I am considered to be a gemini.

4. OTP?

ah, fuck. I have to do that stereotypical otaku thing where I pick my favorite ship in an anime.

fuckin BanrixKouko from Golden Time, fucking top tier anime, hopefully Ninjastar567 will get off of his lazy ass and watch it.

5. Main Obsession or Fandom?

I'll go and list the fandoms I'm technically in but not active in

According to Fandom.com:

Animal Crossing
Animation
Anime
Assassin's Creed
Battlefront
Boku No Hero Academia

Call of Duty
Cobra Kai/Karate Kid

Comics

DC
DC Extended Universe
Disney
Doom
Fantasy
GTA
Games
Ghostbusters 
Harry Potter
Hunger Games
Injustice
Kimetsu No Yaiba
Kingdom Hearts
LEGO
Lord of The Rings 
MCU
Mario
Marvel
Minecraft
Movies

Naruto
Netflix
Nintendo
Overlord
Pirates of The Caribean
Playstation
Pokemon
Red Dead
Simpsons
South Park
Star Wars
Stranger Things
Studio Ghibli
Super Mario
Sword Art Online
The Office 
The Promised Neverland
Uncharted
Xbox
Zelda
Fullmetal Alchemist
One Piece

6. Favorite Writing Genre?

as some of you fucks know, I write quite a bit of the fantasy genre (aka I try to rip off Tolkien and Lewis. I'm a fucktard I know)

9. Perfect Date Spot?

I've mentioned this before, so go back and look in this goddamn 

8. Ideal Best Friend?

look at Yeetville and they're all basically what you would call ideal friends. 

before you say "awwwwww" I was complementing them out of pure hatred and spite. 

9. Current Phone/Tablet Background?

ehh I'm too lazy to actually put an image, so.

lock screen: Edward and Alphonse Elric

home screen: same as lock screen

10. Whiteboards or Chalkboards?

Idfk man nails on a chalkboard vs nails on a whiteboard sound pretty much the same

11. Any OCs?

uh nah, no, no I have no OCs, just look at my books!

that my friends is what we call sarcasm. 

there's Hikaru Otoko, the main protagonist of AML and it's rewrite as well as a deurotagonist for the SunxLillie books. 

Hikaru Shirenai, the main protagonist of The Making of a Hero and the secondary protagonist of Another Mentor. 

Shokaku Kishi, the main protagonist of SAO:A, my SAO fanfiction. 

12. Favorite Book on Wattpad?

That's hard as shit to figure out, I have reading lists filled with good books. go check them out. 

13. YouTube or Netflix?

aaaaaah Netflix in terms of content. I mean with YouTube you got music but with Netflix you got a whole bunch of other shit.

(skipping 14 because idk wtf they're talking about)

15. Favorite Time of Year?

I'm a winter/spring guy, I think it's a comfy season. 

and there we go, the first tag of the possible millions in my backlog, you're welcome.