I was given this tag by TheLoneWanderer17...

He told me I could do this on one condition...

I had to be high as fuck while I did it.

So, this time instead of snorting drywall and acting like a crackhead...

I'm on real drugs this time bitches.

Let's get into this stupid ass motherfucking tag. 

1. Do you care what other people think of you?

Bitch. I am high as fuck rn I could care less

2. Middle Name?

You'll never know. 

3. Favorite Sport?

To watch? Hockey, F1, and Basketball

To play? Bocce and Kendo

4. Best Friend?

On here, Le Connards (you know who you are.) 

5. Someone I couldn't live without?

My dog. 

Look at the goon.

6. Favorite Nickname?

Most just call me Retro, and one person calls me Retty but they're the only one that can. 

7. Cute or Sexy?

I have someone I could ask this to, to get brownie points w/ the fine shyt, but I'm not gonna bother her rn. 

I've been told both, by other people tho. 

8. Pronouns?

I use he/him or they/them. 

9. Ever Been Asked Out?

I get asked out a lot more often than I should. I don't think I'm that attractive. 

10. Do I believe in true love?

Uh, yeah I do. Which is weird since I've not found it yet. 

11. Top Three Pet Peeves?

See previous chapters

12. Do I consider myself an emotional person?

Kind of? There are times when I'm like the most emotional person ever (aka the emo phase I had in my junior year of high school) and times when I'm the most emotionally blank being on earth.


Why?

Because I'm fucking autistic.

13. Words I say often?

My annoyed grunt has recently been the phrase "Fuck me" 

I also get weirdly racist when I'm high like this. My filter just fucking disappears off to buttfuck nowhere. 

14. A picture of myself?

No. Not right now. Go back to other chapters if you want that. 

15. My favorite picture of another person?

I'd have to get permission to use it. You see a little over a year ago I became a legal adult, so I can go to jail or get fined for that shit.

16. Favorite hobby?

As all you know I am an avid collector of just about everything (at one point I might start collecting fucking whole ass universes who the fuck knows). Though I've had to transport the collection recently as I'm in the middle of moving houses at the moment thank you very much. 

17. Role model?

Look at my pfp, on here, on discord, on fucking google and spotify for fucks sake. 

It's my boy.

Sakamoto Ryoma. 

Now if you haven't read my whole ass book on Ryoma and his life, what the fuck are you doing go fucking read it you dumb fucking bitchass motherfucker. 

18. Who is the best person I personally know?

Like best friend? Easily my sworn brother who isn't on wattpad unfortunately. 

19. Crush?

A fine shyt does, in fact exist. If you know, you know. 

20. Tag People. 

Okay you fuckers. 

OI @TheLoneWanderer17 and ThePogster

I challenge both of you to do this tag while drunk. 

We're garcons, we all have liquor in our closets. 

Alright I'm done. I have to see I was on three different types of weed on three separate occasions while writing this. 

See ya round fuckers!