stealing tags is my favorite pastime >:) 

1.  I don't worry about myself, I worry about others

2. Christmas is coming up, and my girlfriend and I are excited as ever, 

3.  "Never Fear The Man With No Nose, But Rather Greet Him, As If He Were An Old Friend", pretty much means don't fear death, but accept it

4. I'd take a trip to Europe, see my girlfriend, some of my pals in the UK, (you know who you are) and some friends who live in Madrid

5. I wish I could give others the life I have

6.  English/ASL

7. sometimes

8. my face

9. no, I don't have the balls

10. of course

11. of course

12. yes

13. yes

14. for this tag to end

15. my own father

16. does a cowboy hat count as jewelry?

17. 25 % talk