16! woop woop! this damn book can legally get a driver's license in the US now!!!!!

My apologies for the cringe joke, it feels like I've not slept in 15 days because of the constant torture of watching Phil Swift snort crack off of a goat's penis. I will not talk about the penis size of said goat other than that it puts every guy to shame. 

1. my favorite drink?

really depends on the time of day. If it's any time before 8:00 in the morning, gimme a fucking redbull out of the fridge you piece of shit. If it's 9:00, I'll settle for a cup of tea or a coffee. If it's past 11:00 in the morning, I'll probably go to my local gas station and buy a bottle of brisk lemon iced tea before going to my drywall dealer and to pick up the good shit.

2. Where do I go when I'm sad?

You see, my friends, I am involved in a committed relationship, unlike the rest of you virgins that cry to your discord mods. I have a significant other that I go to, who's probably reading this chapter. (Hiiiiiiiii <3) 

3. Loud Music or Soft?

Depends on if I'm depressed or if I'm not depressed. 

4. The reason I joined wattpad?

Uh, I can't remember for shit the exact reason, I wanted to read fanfiction ig, and then I wrote a really cringe one. 

5. Last sport I played?

Does collecting count as a sport? 

6. Last song I sang?

Again by Yui. I've been meaning to do that one at another yeetville karaoke day. 

7. Favorite piece of jewelry?

my new hat, it's prettyyyy

8. Favorite Flavor of Sweet?

THERE'S FLAVORS OF SWEET?

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T KNOW THIS?

9. How tall am I?

6'2 - 6'3

10. Do I have any piercings? 

No. But I want some

12. Have I ever been in a physical fight? 

no, but there are a few people who I would fight given the chance. 

13. Last show I watched?

One Piece, I've been on a binge. 

alright, god knows when I'll upload next, I'll see you whenever the fuck that is.