Tag stolen from @uncle_the_outlaw on Instagram

1. Addiction?

porn

jk, I have an addiction to tea.

2. Best Friends?

check every other fucking tag on here, I ain't doing this shit again.

3. Birthday?

it's 6/19

or 19/6 for people who do dates that way

4. Current Mood?

Penis.

I'm pretty good ngl.

5. Favorite Animal?

Red.

no, I've shown pics of my favorite animal, a Black Footed Ferret.

6. Favorite Cartoon?

Animaniacs 

never watched SpongeBob.

7. Favorite Color?

Midnight Blue

8. Favorite Movie?

A Million Ways To Die in The West or Norbit

I like Comedy Flicks

9. Favorite Food?

Calamari. love those fucking squid tentacles

10. Girls I trust?

anyone in Yeetville

11. Guys I trust? 

see question 10

12. Favorite TV shows?

that isn't anime? 

The Office

13.  Insecurities

I ain't pouring my heart out in a goddamn tag chapter

14. Lame Joke?

Why can't dinosaurs clap? 

Cause they're dead

(props to  for the joke)

15. Last Time I was Hugged?

I haven't been hugged in a while by someone who isn't my mother.

like since June.

16. Favorite Hobby?

What I'm doing right now, writing. 

17. Last Person I texted?

a friend of mine from school, I ain't going any further

18. Random Fact?

did you know infrared cameras can see when we pass gas.

19. Relationship Status?

Single.

20. Children?

No. 

I haven't any children, don't plan on it either.

21.  Someone I miss?

I miss...people

22. Something I hate?

Most Anime Fandoms

23. Something I love?

My Collection

24. Something I want?

More shit in my Collection

25. Last person I called?

My mother

26. Last Person I slept with?

Ur mom

27. Where am I from?

California

28. What do I look for in a significant other?

Idk.

29. Morning routine?
Idfk

30. How much do I weigh?

Am skinny

31. How tall am I?

I'm ~6 foot 3 inches