This one was stolen from @TheLoneWanderer17

and yes, I do swap between Le Garcons because the newest chapter of TMoaH is taking forever and The AML Rewrite isn't coming till I finish that book, and I have to do something to satisfy you bloodthirsty leeche- I mean generous, so very generous readers, so generous in fact that you sacrifice 5-10 minutes of your time reading a tag chapter like this one, so allow me to plant my lips on thine fairest asshole. no but seriously, you guys can be compared to bloodthirsty leeches, but I can be compared to a middle aged man who has too much time on his hands so he beats off to 10 hours of Michael Jackson noises. so you guys have me at a stalemate. I don't know which one is worse

1. Favorite Song ATM?

Acacia or Shinsekai by Bump of Chicken, don't judge my tastes, I like Japanese Bands.

2. Best Friend?

I said this in the last tag, but I'll say it again to give them the clarification they need.

@bendingwillows or @TNShogun018

3. Sexuality?

I am Heterosexual and Heteroromantic.

stated simply, I like tits

4. Pictures of myself?

&t=3s

yes I entered this link in myself, so c & p it into your browser url so my time didn't go to waste

5. Sweetest Person I know?

okay c'mon really? 

I'd say a person who can't get into her wp account (Yeetville GANG y'all know who I'm talking about), but because of said factor, I'm gonna say my grandmother.

6. Relationship Status?

I was taken for six months, I'm currently single and don't plan on having a relationship anytime soon.

7. Five Favorite K-pop Boy Bands

I have not indulged myself in that shit, and do not plan to.

8. Five Biggest Fears

My Grandmother's Pissed Side

Hornets and Wasps

Pastors (I'm atheist and they have a thing where they can tell an atheist in a crowd, it's fucking scary)

My Orthopedic and his 10 needles that he stabbed into my leg (yes, I recently injured my leg)

@Ninjastar567's face

(for the record, 3/5 of these fears were jokes)

9. Five People That Make Me Happy?

Me

Myself 

I

Us (in the sense that there are two of me)

We (in the sense that there are two of me)

five people right there, (nah jk, all of y'all make me happy in one way or another)

10. Favorite Nickname?

Retro

11. Favorite Emojis?

middle finger

smirk

meh

angry

okay

12.  Last Song You Heard? 

"That's The Way It Is" by Daniel Lanois 

13. Birthday? 

14. Age?

I'm fucking 15

15. Race?

I'm whiter than a piece of paper

16. Five People I Love?

all of y'all who continue to support this damn hobby (or obsession)

17. Happy Moment on Wattpad

okay, call me a fanboy, but a happy moment was when I decided to contact @TheLoneWanderer17 over discord

18. Do I like my best friend?

romantically? I mean, Shogun's a dude, so hell no.

uh (idk wtf to call ya so I'm going with it) Willows?  platonically, yes. romantically? no, sorry.

19. BTS bias and bias wrecker

WHY DOES KPOP KEEP FOLLOWING ME?

20. Dream Job?

now, I'm gonna go on a bit of an explanation of what I wanna do. so after highschool, here in the US students can enlist in the military, but not be put directly into the action. so if a student spends 36 months (or 3 years) in the military, they can qualify for a 100% scholarship to any college. this is the program I plan on participating in, this is because I'd only have to rely on acceptance rates to get into a college I wanna go to. Once I get in, I'm gonna go for a Doctorate in History, and try for a teaching permit. aka my dream job is to be a teacher.

21. Who do I wanna be friends with forever?

all of Yeetville pretty much

22. Favorite Hobby?

cOlLeCtInG sHiT

23. Favorite Animal?

Black Footed Ferret tbh. pretty damn cute

24. Netflix or YouTube

Both.

25. Do I Speak Another Language?

Fluently? No.

Hablo un poquito de español y flails arms around  (that's asl for I speak asl too)

Okay, before y'all go, I wanna nominate a couple people to do this tag, because both of em clearly have time on their hands

@Ninjastar567(do it you dipshit before I fucking scalp your ass)

@bendingwillows (do it, please.)