It's currently 2:16 in the morning and I'm at a gas station cause I want chips.

I'm currently wearing legs and a beater with my "old man slippers" and a sweater.

I'm getting my chips when another guy comes in.

He looks at me and says," You look like someone who does porn with an ass like that."

I respond," I do but only cream pies and bare back with men twice my size and have the name Jordan. And you look like you should be trying to lure kids into vans with a face like that." Then I grabbed my chips, forgot to pay but I know the cashier so eh, and walk out.

WhY aM i AwaKE

tAke me AwAy daDdy

I also hissed at a child in a car seat when he looked at me