Me:"Dipper!"
Dipper:*sleeping*
Me:"Wake up... Wake up you son of a batch"
Dipper:"Ugh...What is it?"
Me:"Where are my facking Cheeseburge
Me:😑
Dipper:😛...HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT IF A GIRL HAS BIG BOOBS SHE'S GONNA GET PREGNANT EASLY. :D"
Me:"Stop telling me stuff I already know! I know you stole it!"
Dipper;"No I DIDNT!"
Me:"Yes you did!"
Dipper:"No! I DIDN'T"
Me:"Yes you mother Fuckking did you nigga!"
Dipper:"IM ON A DIET!"
Me:"Why?"
Dipper:"CUZ IVE BEEN EATING ALOT OF CHEESEBURGERS AND THE DOCTOR SAID IM GONNA HAVE DIABETES?"
Me:"Oh OK.......Danic!"
Danic "What?!😵"
Me:".. Did you eat my Cheeseburgers?"
Danic:"Wait you had Cheeseburgers?"
Me:"*sigh* Never mind."*turns to Gaster wolf form*

3hours later:

Me:"Dipper!"
Dipper:"WHAT?!"
Me:"Why you brake my microwave!?"
Dipper:"ITS WASN'T ME!"
Me:"Ugh I'm so bored."
Dipper:"ME TOO."
Me:"Let's go to McDonald's and get some cheeseburgers."
Dipper:"GREAT IDEA DIEGO! LETS BRING LAKI ALONG."
Me:"OK.*goes to his house*Laki..Lakitu wake up!"
DJ Lakitu:"Ugh... What is it?!... Its 7 in the morning."
Me:"Can you drive us to McDonald's?"
DJ Lakitu:"😑No."
Me:"Why."
DJ Lakitu:"I don't wanna"
Me:"Why yo don't wanna?"
DJ Lakitu:"I'm sleepy."
Me"Please... Ill give you one."
DJ Lakitu:"*Sigh*

In the car:

Me/Dipper:"Yaaaay! :D thank Lakitu!"
DJ Lakitu:*driving*"😑😑😑You owe me one."
MC worker#1:"Hello welcome to McDonald's. how can I help you?"
Me:"We want 60 cheeseburgers."
MC worker#1:"0-0... uhhhhh... OK. Go to the 2nd window.

In the McDonald's kitchen:

MC worker #1:"*pushes BIG SHIT button*WE GOT A BIG ONE!"
Mc worker #2:"What's wrong?! What's the big emergency?!"
MC worker #1:" HE ORDERED 60 CHEESEBURGERS!"
MC worker:"*gasp* What should we do?!"
MC worker:"WE GOTTA GET MOVIN! COME ON GUY! LETS GO GO GO GO!!!... SPONGE BOB! FIP THOSE PANTIES FASTER!!!"
Sponge Bob:":3.....I yi captain!*flip patties like crazy!*
MC worker #1:"Jimmy! GO BE THE CASHIER AND DISTRACT THEM WHILE WE FLIP THE SHIT!!!"
Jimmy:"Alright!" XD

In the car:

DJ Lakitu:*texting his girlfriend*
Me:*playing my 3DS*
Dipper:*listening to the music on the radio*

At the house:

Danic and NM and GB came home
Danic:"*sees my burgers on the floor* hmm. That's weird. Diego would've ate his burgers by now."
NM:"EHH!..*EATS THEM (THE BURGERS ARE SOGGY)* MAYBE HE WENT TO GET NEW ONES! *SPITS THEM OUT* THESE BURGERS TASTE LIKE SHIT!"
GB:"Yeah we should go look for them. They might be in trouble."
Danic:"*smirks* looking for a Whooper."
NM:"DONT WORRY GB! THEY'RE BE ALRIGHT!"
GB:"Nah.. We should go on an adventure! :D
Danic/NM:"😵UHHHHHG!"
GB:"*TURNS TO 100% FORM*😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Danic/NM:"😒ugh..fine😒"
GB:"Yaaaay!" :D

At McDonald's:

Jimmy:"Hello, your food will be there in a sec."😄
Me:"It better be."

Inside:

Jimmy:"Sir, I think we have to go on....*whispers in ear* lock down*"
Mc worker#1:"*gasp* We've never been on lock down before!"
Jimmy:"But sir...we have to! The patties are mutating!"
MC worker#1:"*sigh* alright.. EVERYONE WE'RE GOING ON LOCK DOWN!!!"
EVERYONE:*SCREAMING*
Before the lock down Danic ,NM and GB got inside.
Danic:"uh.. Why is everyone going crazy?"
GB:"There not here guys."
NM:"WELL MAYBE THEY WENT TO ANOTHER*THE DOORS AND WINDOWS GO ON LOCK DOWN MODE* MCDONALD'S!"
it was dark and scary in McDonald's
Danic/NM/GB:"…………….......*SCREAMS AND RUNS AROUND LIKE CRAZY*"

to be continued…