just... yas

Virus: INSANITY, THERES A DEAD HUMAN IN THE HOUSE!! *twiching, having just walking into the living room, Riah sitting dead*

Insanity: *walking in with a blank face* Oh, Hey... how did she get hear?

Virus: *glaring, not falling for it* Insanityyyy, what did you do?

Insanity: Me? uh, I didn't do this! *glances away, avoiding the stare*

Virus: Explain what happened Insanity!

Insanity: Ive never seen her before in my life-

Virus: Why did you kill this person Insanity!!

Insanity: I do not kill people!... That is my least favorite thing to do-

Virus: Tell me Insanity, exactly what you were doing before I got home.

Insanity: Alright, well I was upstairs

Virus: Alright

Insanity: I was sitting in my room

Virus: Yes?

Insanity: Reading a book-

Virus: Go onnn

Insanity: And, well, this girl walked in

Virus:... okay?

Insanity: So I walked up to her

Virus: Yes

Insanity: And, well, I stabbed her 37 times in the chest-

Virus:...... Insanity, that kills people!

Insanity: oh, uh, wow

Virus: Insanityyyyy!

Insanity:... I didn't know that-

Virus: How do you not know that ?!

Insanity: Yeah, im in the wrong era, I suck...

Virus:... what happened to her hands?

Insanity: Whats that?

Virus: Her hands! Why are they missing?

Horror: *chiming in from his spot on the couch* Well, I uh, well I kinda cooked them up... and ate them-

Virus:... horror...

Horror: Well I was bloddlusty! and when you crave humans ya know-

Virus: Why on earth would you do that!

Horror: I was hungry for humans, give me a god damn break!!

Virus: Horror-

Horror: *smirk* My stomach was grumbling-

Virus: Horror!

Horror: That only human would satisfy-

Virus: What is wrong with you two!?

Insanity:.. well I kill people-

Horror: and I eat people-

Insanity: That's two things-

*difficulty*

Fell: Horror, what on earth was all that!? *Him and Horror when in a life boat, the ship they were on sinking in the back*

Horror: *covered in blood. He had been drinking when his bloodlust had hit, so he was a mess* I don't know what your referring to-

Fell: You sunk an entire ship Horror!!

Horror: You sure that was me? I would think I would remember something like that-

Fell: Horror, I watched you shoot a harpoon into the captions face- 

Horror: *he grinned a bit* Well that sounds dangerous-

Fell: *twich* You were PUSHING CHILDREN OFF THE SIDE OF THE SHIP!!

Horror: That,Uh, must have been horrifying to watch-

Fell: *throws his hands up* You started making out with the ice sculpture!!!!

Horror: THANK god the children weren't on bored to see it!

Fell:... Uh Horror, whys the life boat all red and sticky?

Horror: *blinks, looking at his feet, the blood dripping off his clothes*... Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky-

Fell: Horror, what are we standing in?

Horror: Would you believe its strawberry milkshake?  

Fell: No, I would not believe that!! 

Horror: Melted gumdrops? 

Fell: no-

Horror: Boat... nectar?

Fell: No!

Horror: Some of gods tears!

Fell: No!! Tell me the truth Horror!!

Horror: Finnnee,... its the lovely elderly cupule from 2B-

Fell:... Horror-

Horror: Well, they were, uh, taking all the cresset rolls-

Fell: I cant believe what im hearing!!

 Horror: I will not apologize for art!

Fell: wait, where are the other life boats?

Horror: *shifts* wow, you win the grand prize, I didn't even notice that-

Fell: Where are the other life boats Horror!!!

Horror: Based on Science.... probly at the bottom of the ocean. I stabbed lots of holes in them-

Fell:... Horror!!

Horror: I have a problem... I have a serious problem-

Fell:.. You are just.... Terrible!!

Horror: shushhh, do you hear that?... that's the sound of forgiveness-   

Fell: That's the sound of people drowning Horror!!

Horror: That, is what forgiveness sounds like... screaming and then silence 

(More later!! @DarknessFollows_User )