So before The Virus and Reaper fight.... Virus and Sans were going over plans... and this happened-

Virus: So you pin papyrus to the wall with a knife at his neck-
Sans: Kinky-
Virus:..... STFU-

Virus: This is gonna be a pain in the ass to fight him though-
Sans: *he snorted* If sex is a pain in the ass your doing it wrong-
Virus: SANS STOP MAKING GAY JOKES I SWEAR-

Virus:.... *they had paused for a small break*... I wonder were I could get a smoke-
Sans: Cigarettes are bad for you, but so are women.. maybe you should go gay-
Virus: DAMMIT SANS-

Virus: You ever got in a bar fight?
Sans:.. Did you hear about the two guys who got in a bar fight?
Virus: Neh, What happened?
Sans: *he grinned* they were ejected for exchanging blows-
Virus: I WILL MURDER YOU-

Virus:... For the last time, I'm Straight Sans-
Sans: *snort* So is spegetti till you get it hot and wet
Virus: OH MY GODS CAN YOU NOT?!?

That's all I got but... just-
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