Sans: *smirks, purring* Every girl wants a piece of me~
Insanity: *He smirked, using his hip to butt Sans out of the way* Now, let me show you how a pro does it, dumbass- *He grinned, pulling out his knife and licking up the side of it with a smirk* How about we go to my room, and have a bit of fun sweetheart~?
Virus and Frisk: *currently melting and fangirling over this*
Riah:.... Why have I created this beautiful house, just to have slightly hot skeletons pose in the hallway-
Horror: THAT'S NOTHING INSANITY!
Sci: Oh fuck hear we go-
Horror: *He summoned his Ax, leaning against it with a grin, close slightly bloody as he just got back from HorrorTale* Heya baby, they say you like bad boys~ I think your just my type~
RiDie: this is disturbing on all levels-
DemoFell:... But out of all of you, Sci looks the best naked-
Sci: WHAT!?
Insanity: *snort* You are not serious, are ya?
DemoFell: He's in tie with Virus, they have similar body type-
Virus: Oh fuck-
Insanity: HA, I GOT THE HOTTEST BOY FRIEND!!
Riah: I need cake, this is fucking maniac
Fell: Tell me about it-
Sci: *flustered* How!?
DemoFell: Both curvy and extremely female body types, despite being male. In fact, your more female then Killer without all your echo body's
Virus: Great, feminine is just what I needed-
Insanity: HAHAHAHAHA
Horror: And now let madness insue
Riah: You people are way to loud
Fell: *mutters* I've walked in on Edge naked, and I have to say most Papyruses are hotter the Sanses
Horror:..... That is weird in the most insane and normal way you could have said it-
DemoFell: ewwwww, FELLCEST!!
Fell: waiT NO-
Riah: FELLCEST, OH HELL YES!!
Sans: Oh gods-
Fell: Never mind, I want to go back with Blue. At least back there there's no this kind of shit. I'd probably be very well cared for-
Riah: AND THROW IN FONTCEST AND HORRORCEST AND SWAPCEST-
Horror: That's a thing?....... Not the most weird ship I've seen, but still-
Sans: Oh please God not first-hand
Virus:..... I could probably find separate timelines where all of this is possible -
Every Sans: NO!!!!!

And after all that, Sans ended up puking from pics on the internet, Horror got a dare to go mega flirt with his brother, Fell ended up safe, cringing in a corner, Virus and Sci were silently raging about the hot thing, and Riah was mentally thinking why she made choices to get to that point.
The end~
(EllaFoxNekoS1nner DarknessFollows_User )