Sigh here's something wholesome for once KG0423

Captain Kirby wanted to go on a adventure to clam his nerves after well you know what happened these past few days so he decided to venture into a abandoned mansion that hasn't been visited in years so he entered the building

The corridors are huge the hallways are massive but everything was dark so Captain Kirby shines his flashlight at another dark corridor and sees a room that had it's door off the hinges so Captain Kirby went inside and saw a bunch of broken Marionettes porcelain arms legs and heads it kinda disturbed him how accurate they were to real humans but his thinking was interrupted by the sudden sound of broken glass

Captain Kirby turned to see what it was and saw a little doll that had a small body and a huge head it's honestly surprising that it can walk

the doll seemed afraid even though it's more creepy than Captain Kirby so he tired to calm it down but nothing would work

Then the doll started to yell out for someone it's dad?

Doll: DADDY HELP ME!!!

Captain Kirby could hear rapid footsteps coming towards him but before he could find a place to hide he saw a shadow of a feminine figure

???: WHAT'S THE MATTER LITTLE DOLL!!!

Captain Kirby shines his flashlight at the voice and saw it was a maid

Captain Kirby: wait what the hell??

Joel: what are you doing to my little dolls

Captain Kirby: nothing sir or ma'am?

Joel: better question what the hell are you doing here anyway this mansion hasn't been visited in years also I'm a guy so refer to me as sir

Captain Kirby: wait so your a man inside of a porcelain maid

Joel: more like I'm trapped in this maid body but I well admit for some reason this body does fit my rather sexy voice

Captain Kirby: well this isn't a experience I was expecting

Joel: why's that?

Captain Kirby: well I'd rather not go into detail

Joel: well back on topic what are you doing here

Captain Kirby: I didn't expect anyone or anything to be living here so I was planning on exploring this place for fun

Joel: well you are trespassing on private property so you'll be helping me clean this place

Captain Kirby looked around and saw that everything was covered in dust

Captain Kirby: sigh better then those other experiences

Captain Kirby grabbed a broom and dust pan and got to work