Better help your baby KG0423

Captain Kirby is at sea all alone hoping that maybe doing his favorite activity could help him forget the tomfuckery that has happened the past few days he can hear the sweet sound of waves crashing seagull's cawing

Captain Kirby: ahh this is so relaxing I wonder how Lucy's doing now eh she's probably fine

SPLASH!!!

Captain Kirby: what the bloody hell was that

Captain Kirby looked down at the water and saw a human down there he thought it was someone in trouble and so he jumped into the water

The only thing he saw was a woman with a whale tail and barely any clothes

The woman swam up to him and started to get excited then she talked

Bao: yes finally a mate it's been forever since I've found any human to mate with

Captain Kirby: but I'm not human

Bao: well you look good enough for me so I'll take what I can get

Captain Kirby: ( oh God not again I'm not doing this shit again)

Captain Kirby frantically swam away but unfortunately was grabbed by the arm

Bao: Where do you think you're going I've waited years for a mate I'm not letting you get away

All the sudden another hand grabbed Captain Kirby he looked to see who it was

It was another woman she had an orca tail and also barely another clothes on as well

Lily: let go whale this is my mate

Bao: NO HE'S MINE

Both of them started to play a game of tug and war pulling Captain Kirby towards each other growling at each other almost savagely

Lily: HE'S MINE

Bao: NO HE'S MY MATE

Minutes of yelling at each other later one of them came with a proposal

Lily: ok maybe we can share him?

Bao: yeah now that I think about it a three way sounds fun~

Both of them dragged him to a cave and proceeded to made him do things he never wanted to do