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Captain Kirby and Rick are in the dining room

Captain Kirby: (stomach rumble) oh shit

He looks up at Rick who was reading a newspaper

Captain Kirby:  Rick

Rick: ...

Captain Kirby:, Ricky

Rick: ...

Captain Kirby: RICK!!!

The Newspaper sudden combusted and burned showing a annoyed Rick

Rick: yeah? (Eye twitch)

Captain Kirby: I'm hungry

Rick shrugs

Captain Kirby points to the kitchen

Captain Kirby: make dinner

Rick in a obviously being sarcastic said

Rick: yeah I'll deep fry you an entire goddamn cow

Captain Kirby being oblivious happily said

Captain Kirby: HELL YEAH HAHA

Rick: I'm just playing with you man I can't believe you actually feel for that

Captain Kirby: I could go for barbecue bacon burger

Rick: no

Captain Kirby: large order fries

Rick: No

Captain Kirby: orange soda without ice

RICK: NO!!

Captain Kirby: and I a piece of hot apple pie

Rick: NOOOOOOO!!!

Captain Kirby: get cho ass in the k-

Rick approached him and got in his face

Rick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *slow motion*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *regular speed* OOOOOOOOO

Captain Kirby gives him a look and said

Captain Kirby: Mister I don't think I like your attitude

Rick: kiss my ass

Captain Kirby Punches him in the face

Rick: Cap do that again and I'll

He sticks his finger in Captain Kirby's face

Then Captain Kirby bites his finger causing him to bleed

Rick screams in pain causing him to punch Captain Kirby in the face and send him flying to the wall causing Lucy in the other room to fall on her face

Lucy: OH GOD!!!

Captain Kirby grabs a portrait and throws it at Rick who was hiding behind a table

Rick: hahaha

He grabs another painting and actually hits Rick in the face

He falls to the floor and kicks the table towards Captain Kirby

Captain Kirby: AHHHHH

It slams into him and the wall and knocks Lucy off her feet

Rick throws a juke box at him and hits him which causes the juke box to malfunction

Rick moves the table and punches him in the face until Captain Kirby kicks him in the balls and punches him away from him

Which causes to bookshelves to fall on Rick

Captain Kirby notices the juke box and picks it up

Juke box: I don't think you're happy
He throws it out the window hitting someone

Rick gets the bookshelves off him and Captain Kirby and him continue to fight

In Lucy's room she gets up and heard the sound of fighting from outside

After a bit she hears a chainsaw Captain Kirby was holding Rick is shaking in the corner until he reaches into a vase and pulls out someone familiar

Matthew: oh hey Rick

Rick grabs a bunch of drugs and injected Matthew with them making him attack the chainsaw

After a few seconds of screaming a explosion happens

Lucy: that better have been a accident

She pecks a corner

Lucy: what's happening?

She sees that Captain Kirby and Rick are covered in black smoke and both of them are skeletons

Captain Kirby and Rick turnd to Lucy seeing a face full of rage both just stand there and say

Captain Kirby and Rick: oh shit

This is a reference from a video I got the idea from