So my friends and I were playing games together on call
Yeah here's a bunch of out of context quotes

"Mission successful, kneecaps stolen"

“Intezmae”

"Beckyee"

"Beckyeh"

"Thank you for the emeralds m'theydy"

"Oh I thought that was a window I was gonna break in"
"I'm snapping off your window lock"

"Oh what a nice hole"
"Thank you my parents made it themselves"

"I'm gonna go jump into lava"
"no-"

"Let me go up, I don't wanna get murdered!"

"RUN MOTHERFUCKER RUN"
"YOU CAN'T CATCH ME MOTHERFUCKER"

"Okay let's go find ourselves a hole"
"delicious"

"Let's go find a hole without it exploding. pun not intended"

"WHY'D YOU ENLARGE LIKE PP?"
"YOU STRETCH OUT LIKE LARGE PP"

"It's fun to smack the wood"

"I'm just gonna consume bread and pretend I didn't hear that"

"Ah fuck, my sand"

"I made it! I'm fricken' spider man >:D"

"You go from the top, you go down"

"Indeed, I missed"

"Oh it looks like a pp"
"It looks like a WHAT"

"Well our adventure was quite dickish"

"You liked it!"

"It made it crunchier"

"Oh god no happened"

"If you need me, I will be hiding in my hole"

"It's like intestine soup"

"Oh you have a baby I'm sorry plEASE GET AWAY"

"Die chicken!"
"That's a sheep-"

"Keep your pants off just in case"

"I hope there is someone watching me"

"They slapped you and you died"

"Why is the bun the only hot thing about this"

"Don't you hate it when you're trying to sleep and- OH GOD"

“Frack toast intolerant.”

"Oh no I accidentally skinned it"

"I DON'T WANT YOU AND YOUR GOLD ARMOUR COMING TO MY HOUSE AND HARRASING ME"
"I'M RUNNING TO MY BED"

"What are you gonna do, prick me to death?" dies

"Your sword is in the air"

"Why am I using a pickaxe?" silence "DWFPBFYSAJIDUH-"

"Oh look I'm in the middle"

"I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU SHEEP! HAVE YOU ANY W O O L???"

"i will kill you"

"smoke ass eat grass"

"Why are you walking- why are you walking through the berries?"
"Because it can't kill me!" dies, again

"I do not speak vietnamtrees"

"I mean they don't usually hurt me" pain noise "I was wrong"

"Thank you for letting me take your remains"

"tall grass you make me sad leave me alone"

"button"

"Oh thank you for the bowls"

"OH GOD THERE IS A CAR CRASHING THROUGH ALL THE TREES"

"Oh sorry I was insulting the customers and making them leave"

"Get in losers we're going shopping"

"Oh no I fell, time to drive backwards iNTO THE OCEAN"

"oh crap I dropped him. And ran him over"

"The lorax is not happy"

"She's harassing your car! That's car harassment!"

"I sit on the toilet"

"They're loud. But they taste good"

"Is that thing still alive..?"

"No thank you, I'm a herbivore-"

"Now I appear to be pulsating through the sand"

"Come with me herby brother."

"Fresh Shavacadoo"

"Oh hey can I kill it- no it's dead- and I'm dead"

"Where are the plant"

"Soul value"

"I can see that. I'm gonna go consume"

"Maybe if I bash my head hard enough into it it'll fall down"

"I appear to have just- did you just bite me? I appear to have just given myself a concussion"

"I will see you after the war-"

"No I'm joining you in the war"
"Come here you little bitch"

"Why am I so bouncy?"

"I SWEAR NO ONE BETTER ENTER THIS HOLE. PUN INTENDED AND NOT INTENDED"

"'Bouncy bouncy! :D"

"I am biting and it appears to be working because you're suffocating at the same time"

"I'm gonna eat this tree like it's a piece of broccoli"

"Oh you can! I'm kinda being impaled in the stomach but you can!"

"Did I get bigger or am I still the same t h i c c n e s s that I was before?"

"I will dislocate my joints for you father"

"I will fall off this hill father"
"Father help"
"I am very slippery father"
"father help"
"father I'm falling"

"Please don't make me spin father"

"Menuing"

"I'm too thicc to climb the tree now"

"Right away your thiccness"